Welcome to the Hot Squirrel Family!
We're a little bit squirrely, a little bit of snark, and a whole lot of nuts.
Let's dish...
A funny conversation ended with a bunch of belly laughs and ended with a "I SOOOO needed that". After a little thinking...we realized that we probably weren't the only ones needing a laugh.
Worried this isn't the place for you? Do any of the following apply to you?
You laugh at the weird and silly
You have perfected the eye roll
Snark is your native language
You already know where you'd hide the bodies
If you said what you were thinking...but HR... or the police might get involved
If you identify with any of those statements? You belong here.
Like...you SOOOOO belong here.
We're just getting started. Because humor and snark never go away. We'll keep adding more as it hits our funny bones.
We have a little bit of everything for everyone so take a look around!
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~Sassy
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